Wednesday, May 5, 2010

A letter

Dear future offspring,

Every month, I (quite seriously) consider having my uterus removed because of the wretched beast that is my menstrual cycle. But, I endure the waves of nausea and debilitating pain, because I am expecting you, future offspring, to be cute and smart and loving and take care of me when I am old.

Okay? Don't ever forget my sacrifices.

Love,

Mumsy, QoT

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